My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
Notice
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Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.