The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash. – Oct. 23, 1997 — In direct response...
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...