Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...