Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
Wrong joke
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...