Learning a lesson
|A prominent lawyer’s son dreamed of following in his father’s footsteps. After graduating from...
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Crazy For It Riddle
What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, andwomen...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !