Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Historic Custer battle
|The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some...
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
Merry Christmas law
|Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...