Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Sex on Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Hunter shot by fox
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...