A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
Women seeking men
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Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...