Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...