Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...
A group of Americans was touring Ireland…
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
The dumb blonde and her used car!
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of...
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...