There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer,...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...