A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...