Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...