Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...