Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...