The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Question answer 03
|What’s the chilliest ground in the premiership?Cold Trafford! How did the footbal pitch end...
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...