Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...