He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...
Try to settle the dispute
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Not specific enough!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...