Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...