Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Women seeking men
|”WOMEN SEEKING MEN” Classifieds40-ish means: 48Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever...
Corporate lingo list
|Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...