How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead…
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...