trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips…..Sent by deadcatz
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...