Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Better relationship
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Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Herpes Prevention
Researchers say they’ve discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes…Must be...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
I have a big problem
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