It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Having Affairs
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
New college classes for men!
College Classes For Men:1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop2. Introduction to...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...