Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
More Fun
A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun – they just...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ”why do you have ‘R’...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...