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What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
Stupid Insults 1/31
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Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...