15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Beer Contains Female Hormones
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their...
Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Homeschooling kids
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...