dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
Boxers or Briefs?
One day some guys were doing a survey between “boxers” or “briefs”.They went to...
Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch....
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...