Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...