Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Tell me a Story!
A reporter goes way up into the hills of West Virginia to write an...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
The burnt blonde!
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...