Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
sailor’s experience in the Army
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor’s experience in...
A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers…
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!