Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Two Irish friends
|Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window....
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...