A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Good Choice!
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
A dog’s chalkboard assignments
|This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...