Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Even More Blonde Q and A
Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? A: She said they were...
Avoiding Wrong Career Riddle
How do some men avoid making a wrong career move?They never get a job!
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men…
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...