Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard I
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard INever walk down the hall without a document...
Oh Baby!
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by...