What\\\’s the definition of strain?
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Must help the wife
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A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
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Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter
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He just beetled off!
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These two women went out for a night on the town…
These two women went out for a night on the town and got just...
Blue Elephants
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