Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...