Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...