Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
Marriage quotes 03
|This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.We in the industry...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...