Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
A Shaggy Bear Story
Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
Realistically and Hypothetically….
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find...