What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Why 40 Years of Sex Life
It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...