One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
Do at a bowling alley
|Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim “TAKE THAT, YOU!!!”...
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Mother In Law Had Friends
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...