Signs and notices 07
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...