Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...