Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Crazy English!
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The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans
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Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...