Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip…
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...