The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
Religious battle golf
|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began…
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...