On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting…
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...