blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...