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The Jew, American, and Pollack.
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Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
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Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...