Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Three couples wanted to join a church…
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...
Crazy For It Riddle
What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, andwomen...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!